mbarrick | And now for the friends-only version of my previous post...

In your face, HSBC!!!

In a way I have to thank the cowardly monkey fuck that fired me or I would never have been available for this job. Nonetheless I'll be a little more prudent about what goes in my public posts this time around. I plan to hold onto this job, thanks.

I am so stoked. This means I can actually pay off my bills. And Ivana's bills. Connor and Kyla are going to have a good Christmas. I can buy more fun black suits. With a few years of steady income under my belt I can buy a house. And most importantly, I can get a ring for Ivana...

And speaking of bills, take a look at today's horoscope:

You could win an unfair fight, but what's the point? There's no honour in sending someone else home with crushed spirits. Pay on time to avoid the unwanted attentions of a collections agent.

Guess I should catch up on my accounting now...