This is just sooo wrong

[mbarrick]

Your "What Goff" rating reveals

That you are a:

MopeyGoff

No-one else comprehends the soul-crushing state of misery in which
you exist. Your only comfort is in knowing that all these goffs
who think they're happy are just fooling themselves.

http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~giolla/goth/what.html