Objectification

My Top Five Boinkable Actresses of All-Time

1. Winona Ryder (at any point from "Beetlejuice" on)
2. Louise Brooks (circa 1930, give or take a few years)
3. Molly Parker ("Twitch City")
4. Lara Flynn Boyle (from "Twin Peaks" on)
5. Thora Birch (new to the list after seeing "Ghost World", OK, maybe no so much *her* as "Enid")