That'd be *American* Mountain Dew

Because the Canadian stuff blows...

I love you man. You are probably the drink with the most fan clubs ever. A lot of people depend of you and your caffeine content to keep them up all night. Others are just addicted.
Find your inner cola.

There is no spoon

The Uri Gellar School of Advanced Spoon-Bending

For Lusus

Don't take the non-test