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Apr. 20th, 2002
Ivana's dad (Ivan) is arguing with somebody on the phone in Spanish. For *some* reason I can't get the phrase "Lucy, you got a lot of 'splainin' to do!" out of my head. 
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Q: How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
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The test stunk...
Apr. 20th, 2002 02:25 pm
...but this question made me laugh.33. i'd like to be in "hands across america" and stick my finger in a light socket.
I got 7, by the way.
Dumb things to get excited about
Apr. 20th, 2002 05:08 pm
All of my bank transactions are reconsiled up to December 31, 2001. This has been plaguing me for weeks. I'm excited to finally be done with that part of the chore. Now all I have to do is get all the entertainment and capital expenditures entered and I'm in a position to actually do my taxes.
Of course while I'm here going over restaurant receipts from 2001 practically everyone I know will be at a hot-tub party. Responsibility sucks.
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