Yea! I have seen the light!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a direct quote from the King James version of the Holy Bible, Jeremiah 25:27-28

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Drink ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword I will send among you.

And it shall be, if they refuse to take up the cup at thine hand to drink, then thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.

There you have it folks, God Himself commanding you to get so drunk that you puke and pass-out, otherwise He will kick your ass. Hallelujah!