"Ines" of the morning

Caffeine, ephedrine, nicotine.

Get Your Bad Poetry and Mind-Numbing Academia Right Here!

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I've finally converted the writng section from my old web site to the new one. For your reading pleasure we have four essays (one mildy interesting one and three sophomoric examples of academic twaddle), three short stories (one mildly funny and two of questionable merit), and three poems (one humourous pseudo-haiku about ravers, one based on a dream, and one sort-of-concrete angsty - and oxymoronic - wail against Bad Goth Poetry™).

Enjoy.

Bonus points if you can figure out which is which.