Because sometimes you have to do really silly things

Chief Petting Officer Vidma Georgia Jazzvinder Michaelsdottir, Chief Engineer of the Dread Zeppelin Tharsis, the one-eyed Queen of the Island of the Blind and Malenky Antonio Tharsis "Vertigatto" Michaelsson, the Baron von Miauzenkützen, Knight of the Purple Order, Captain White-Pants of the Dread-Zeppelin Tharsis of the Land of Tharsis, Defender of the End of the Earth.