Purple Crow the Pitiful

[mbarrick]

(Sing to the tune of America the Beautiful)

O pity me, they’re full of lies
And I’m really quite insane
I’m Purple Crow, his majesty
From a higher plane
Purple Crow! Purple Crow!
Greys stuck their probes in me
On Yahoo groups in brotherhood
I fight the Illuminati

On Geocities (which is free)
My website is a mess
It rambles on incessantly
And with CAPITALS I stress
Purple Crow! Purple Crow!
Will mend Earth’s every flaw,
He’ll save us all from THEIR control,
Oppressions and their law!

O pitiful, deluded Crow and his insane strife
Who more than self the lizards loves
Dude, you need a life!
Purple Crow! Purple Crow!
May therapy your mind refine
Your insanity is not largess
Nor your bloodline serpentine