All Hail the Mighty Turkey

[mbarrick]

Geez! I almost let Thanksgiving go by without making reference to the Turkey Conspiracy... never forget... the world is run by Turkeys ;-)

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[goth-posh.livejournal.com]

I've been waiting for this for a couple days now ;P

Virgin Turkey Births

[(Anonymous)]

I just found out VERY interesting information which may be relevant to the VERY true Turkey Conspiracy... It truly is scary...

Turkeys can have virgin births! (http://www.orst.edu/Dept/animal-sciences/poultry/) - Yes, just do a search for Turkey and Parthenogenesis, and you will find the info. What does this mean? I BELIEVE THAT IT MEANS THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS A FEMALE TURKEY! This is the true reason we eat turkeys for christmas, we are truely EATING THE BODY OF CHRIST, and IN SO, WORSHIPPING HIM! The symbol for the turkey that you, our great investigator, have uncovered in many secret-society-made art, buildings, and books, shows that this is the ULTIMATE (SECRET) 34th DEGREE OF KNOWLEDGE that brings us the TRUTH.

whew. heh. how's that for a conspirational rant? And I don't even have my tin foil hat on!

--jeff++

Re: Virgin Turkey Births

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

> And I don't even have my tin foil hat on!

All the better to channel the divine word of out Most Fowl Lord.