A Hypothetical Conversation

[mbarrick]

X: So, Michael, how was your day?
M: It sucked royal monkey balls?
X: Why "royal" monkey balls?
M: Well, as you know, the monkey with the most balls generally ends up being the one in charge, ergo royal monkey balls are much larger and more pendulous than just plain monkey balls.

Still, though, eleven and a half months on the job and this is the first time I have had a really crappy day. So, all in all, my job does rock.