Beware

[mbarrick]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging out of the hotel lobby, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Atratus! And he gives a mighty bellow: "I'm going to contort you so painfully, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting out of the fields, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Michael Barrick! And he gives a low scream: "I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

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