Chesterfields Don't Crash

[mbarrick]

Going with the idea that the day begins at sunset I am having "one of those days". Everything was peachy yesterday right up to about sunset. After sunset, however, I sat down to do some work for one of my "ex"-clients that I foolishly didn't say no to. It turned into a pain in the ass because the development software kept crashing and turned a 20-minute job into a 2-hour job, ruining my mood. This morning Telus' DHCP servers were FUBAR'd and my router couldn't get an address when it reset last night. Now I've got a problem at work with a server that is crashing whenever a particular user accesses it.

Why the hell didn't I apprentice with my dad and become an upholsterer?

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We have to smash all of the machines...

[logik.livejournal.com]

The problem is that we have to do it all at the same time.

I'm dealing with a developer who doesn't seem to understand that:

while(1){
do something here with no loop exit check...
}

will never end, and keeps screaming at me that there is something wrong with my servers because his program never ends.

This is the 8th time he's done this in the last two days.

I'm starting to seriously consider returning to graphic art using real film, real paint, and traditional materials...

Re: We have to smash all of the machines...

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

# whois John Galt

[miss-tease.livejournal.com]

turned a 20-minute job into a 2-hour job

Boy could we ever swap stories. *gets annoyed along with you*

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

i thought most women liked it when it took you longer to get the job done...hee hee...

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

Oh believe me - I am sure THE BRICK gets just as many stupid questions.

My kids were jumpin on the bed- now its broke....

I tried to fold out my couch into a bed but there is no bed inside....people on TV could do it.

How do I make my king size bed smaller - it doesn't fit in my sons dorm room.

[valerian.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!