Canned Hamsters?!?
Jan. 9th, 2004 06:07 pmIn the food isle Elaine decides on some Alphagetti since canned pasta is notoriously soft. Beside the Alphagetti I notice these:

..."Hamtaro. Little Hamsters"! Yes, obviously it is some cartoon thing designed to induce screaming fits of desire in television-addicted toddlers. Nonetheless, all I can think of is this:

Yummy! Canned hamsters!
Be sure to follow the microwave directions correctly:

(I presume you do the stirring after the hamsters explode)