Rice Krispies - had the cool cartoon characters to distract you from the fact it tasted like shit.
Trix - why couldn't the kids just give that damn rabit come cereal.
Coco-puffs - goddamed kids - like fucking drug dealers...all the damn bird wanted to do was kick it and get clean and free of addiction.
Pebbles - Why didn't Barney ever just BUY his own, why did fred hoard his... and why would anyone name a food after their daughter...there is something wrong there
Lucky charms - you would think that with all his magic Lucky would have put a curse on the children .. and why WERE they always after his lucky charms? Is lucky charms a euphimism for something a little more seedy?
Captain Crunch - just what were those little Larve-looking globs supposed to be anyway?
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fuck mad cow disease
Date: 2004-04-28 12:44 am (UTC)Re: fuck mad cow disease
Date: 2004-04-28 07:42 am (UTC)Cereals
Date: 2004-04-28 03:46 pm (UTC)Trix - why couldn't the kids just give that damn rabit come cereal.
Coco-puffs - goddamed kids - like fucking drug dealers...all the damn bird wanted to do was kick it and get clean and free of addiction.
Pebbles - Why didn't Barney ever just BUY his own, why did fred hoard his... and why would anyone name a food after their daughter...there is something wrong there
Lucky charms - you would think that with all his magic Lucky would have put a curse on the children .. and why WERE they always after his lucky charms? Is lucky charms a euphimism for something a little more seedy?
Captain Crunch - just what were those little Larve-looking globs supposed to be anyway?
Re: Cereals
Date: 2004-04-28 07:57 pm (UTC)Re: Cereals
Date: 2004-04-28 08:03 pm (UTC)