Dear American Tourist Wanker,

[mbarrick]

The only thing that kept you from getting my tripod up the side of your head and the opportunity to examine the soles of my new boots up close for the "nice skirt" comment while I was walking home in the snow in a kilt with thirty pounds of camera gear over my shoulder was valerian needing to get home to pee.

On a tangential note: before we "invite the world" to our colonial, backwater, arse-hole of the Empire "world class" city for the goddamned Olympics we might want to get a few more fucking taxis.

Other than that I enjoyed myself. It was a slow night sales-wise, but I got several good pictures nonetheless.

Comments

[cheekydevil.livejournal.com]

SNOW! AIEEEE!!!! Must stay home!!!!

[contrasoma.livejournal.com]

I haven't come across anyone, drunk or otherwise, who's had the cajones to drop the skirt line in years.

[magiknat.livejournal.com]

It's moments like those that I choose the super-sweet option, rather than the vicious option and make remarks along the lines of: 'Why thank you! I have always liked this one! In fact, I wore it to my birthday last year! Don't you think it matches supurbly with these shoes? And it's such a divine colour. Anyway, I really do appreciate the compliment. Nice to meet you, by the way! I hope you have a wonderful evening!' ...with just enough sarcasm that they either get it and realise they've been a dick, or don't get it and think you're nuts. Either way, they tend to back away slowly and there's no need to get into fisticuffs.

[cheekydevil.livejournal.com]

"Why thank you. I'm wearing your wife's lipstick underneath it."

[kitsune-13.livejournal.com]

bwahaha...
best.
line.
ever.

[contrasoma.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP.

I gotta jack that steez. :P

[valerian.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!

Absolutely brilliant!

>:)

[neko-tlbk.livejournal.com]

hey, is there sanctuary tonight?

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'm so using that.

[neko-tlbk.livejournal.com]

FAB!!
THANKS!!! *HUGS*

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

LOL! If only everyone were so easy to please :-)

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

Nice ... insult the potentially most violent sect (celts) of the most violent race (Northern European caucasian) of the most violent species on earth (humans)

You know why scots where 'dresses' and play the pipes - casue no one gonna make em stop