Ugh

[mbarrick]

Must sleep. There is work to get out of the way tomorrow so I can get on with the business of enjoying the pathetic scraps of the day that are left to me after my time in cubicle purgatory. Did I mention that I got my little magnetic sign with my name on to stick outside my cubicle today? When my co-worker handed it to me I said, "I'm a somebody now!" and she didn't get it.

I must remind myself:

1. I am making good money
   
2. It's better than working for a lying twit
   
3. It's better than being a cinema doorman
   
4. It's better than selling jewelry on the street
   
5. It's better than phoning Innuit about their phone service
   
6. It's better than begging
   
7. It's better than being a busboy
   
8. It's better than being a soldier
   
9. It's better than unloading fish boats
   
10. It's better than night shift at a convenience store
    
11. It's better than running a pedal-cab
    
12. It's better than selling crappy electronics
    
13. It's better than having to steal bread
    

One of these days I will write my unabridged résumé.