Turkey Conspiracy News
Mar. 20th, 2002 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mbarrick
Although Thanksgiving involves eating turkey, the White House "pardons" a bird in a tradition that dates back to Abraham Lincoln, whose son Tad kept a turkey as a pet.Isn't CURIOUS how the American PRESIDENT is involved in this RITUAL TURKEY WORSHIP? The implications are ASTOUNDING. And look at how RANDOMLY capitalizing words helps to make me APPEAR as a PARANOID LUNATIC. The more WORDS I capitalize less CREDIBLE I become. NEAT, EH?
-- Times of India
(see last three paragraphs)
