Michael R. Barrick

This just in from one of the many turkey researchers I have world-wide...

Turkeys terrorise town

06mar03
ROCKLAKE, North Dakota is is a town besieged by turkeys.

The birds were raised on a Rocklake farm but left to fend for themselves when the family left, said Towner County Deputy Jerry Martin.

In the summer, the birds hang out in the wild, but winter finds them in the town of about 150 people, where they eat at bird feeders and look for scraps from residents.

Martin said he had to rescue a woman who was trapped in her car after a group of turkeys stopped her from getting out.

"I had to chase them away with a broom," Martin said.

Officials said wild turkeys also have created problems in the towns of Minot and Wahpeton, and eventually will be trapped and moved to the wild.

"The trouble comes when someone who likes seeing them starts putting out food for them," said Greg Link, an assistant Game and Fish Department wildlife chief.

"Any wildlife that hangs around people isn't a good situation."

--Daily Telegraph, Sydney, Australia

In the light of my latest bout of "special stupidity" it occured to me that perhaps there might be a completely spurious pseudo-scientific New Age flakey bullshit rational explaination for my eating habits. Now let's consider the evidence, shall we?

1. Ability to go long periods without eating - just like a SNAKE or LIZARD
2. CENTURIES OLD connections with ROYALTY and KNOWN REPTOIDS - one of my ancestors, Cornelis Huysmans was a court painter for KING CHARLES I of England, an ancestor of QUEEN ELIZABETH who, as we all know, is a KNOWN REPTOID.
3. Connections with international banking - e.g. my grandfather (incidentally married to Maria Josepha Stephanalia CORNELIA HUYSMANS - nice little connection there!) was the chief accountant for a bank that was FOUNDED by the MEDICI. Need I mention how INEXTRICABLY linked the Medici family is with EUROPEAN ROYALTY? Not to mention my own past employment with the ROYAL BANK, HSBC (the largest bank in the world), and others.

Reptoid or turkey, one thing is for certain - I'm bound to taste like chicken either way.

To here are the turkeys on the Hotel Vancouver that I mentioned when I started this.

Comparing Reptard's "dragons" to the turkeys

Ahem! Not at all suspicious. ;) Note the fact these are carved in STONE, a Masonic building material. There's a classical pillar, clearly referencing Byzantium/Turkey. The feathers, etc... it's all there. Do I even need to mention the TURKEYS licking the corny goodness? I didn't think so. (smirking) (The text being parodied is here, 10th picture down.)

Today was a pretty fun day. I did some splashy fun work on the look of the portal I'm developing for work in the morning and spent the afternoon at IBM learning more about neat things I'll get to play with on our AS/400. The ride back into town on the Skytrain was spectacular. There was a mist hanging about 20 storeys off the ground so the taller buildings just disappeared into glowing clouds illuminated by the diffuse light of the upper floor windows. The streets were dark and rain was pelting down so with everyone scurrying under their umbrellas it looked positively like "Blade Runner."

I hung out with the kids and read the last few chapters of a book that has to be returned to the library tomorrow to them. After they went off to bed Ivana and I watched "Sex and the City". Jazz snuggled up, put his head on my chest and purred while Tharsis licked hair, also purring up a storm. Ivana's gone off to bed now and I thought I'd sit down and have a look at some of the websites mentioned in the presentations at IBM this afternoon.

Then I went off on a tangent and had two wonderful chuckles:

Chuckle #1 - quothe Reptard (with the best part bolded by me):

I guess I can say that I've got another creepy report in the making about the continued activities by the van-goth community against me. NO! They have not stopped attempting to trash me in every possible way, they're GOTHS after all. (snide smirk) LOL It's SO pathetic how children will always play these games when they are SO spiritually dead inside and in need of some personal attention. I tell you, these freaks are non-stop... Might have to more elsewhere just to walk down the street without having to deal with them every day. (sigh) Jerks! As usual, the bullies always run the school-yard. How very typical. Wonder if anyone remembers what solidarity means anymore... I might as well be alone in this city... Hmmmm. Still, perhaps they will *eventually* get the right frequency into their brains and see the light. Until that happens though, I just can't stand this BS and want nothing to do with it. However, I WILL and DO defend myself with the magick of GOD, the creator. Only in defense do I need to go so high, the rest of the time I'm cool with just being myself and having a good time. :) Wish me luck.

I guess my tin-foil helmet is really confounding him. What a "turkey." I can hardly wait to see the report.

Chuckle #2 (more like a guffaw... also from the Realm of the Reptard, but not authored by him):

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Rob Solarion" <solarion@1...>
> To: "Rob Solarion" <solarion@1...>
> Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 4:26 PM
> Subject: New North Pole ?
>
>
> http://cbc.ca/cgi-bin/templates/view.cgi?/news/2002/02/20/pole_drift020220
>
> This move of the North Pole into Siberia would conform to my expansion of
> the catastrophism theory of Dr. Velikovsky. However, this article does not
> indicate that "catastrophism" will play a part. In my own hypothesis, I
> have used a series of six Polar Axial Alignments; however, there could be
> twice that many. No one knows for sure for lack of precise ancient data.
> Eastern Siberia is halfway between the current North Pole and my projection
> of a North Pole on the border of Mongolia and China. Under such a
> scenario, everything east of the Ural Mountains would be under Polar Ice;
> the new Equator would be located at the bottom of Texas, which would just
> barely remain in the Northern Hemisphere; and Montana, not North Dakota,
> would be due-north of Dallas.
>
> Recently I saw another article about the movement of the "New North Pole"
> into eastern Russia. Apparently the Russians know something about this and
> are a bit worried by the possibility of "losing" half their nation. Time
> will tell. Rob
>
>
> North Pole could migrate to Russia
> Last Updated Thu Feb 21 16:05:13 2002
> YELLOWKNIFE - Scientists studying the earth's magnetic field say the North
> Pole could be in Russia before the century is half over.
>
> The magnetic pole has never been in one fixed location, but scientists have
> recently realized how fast it can move.
>
> Larry Newitt, a scientist with the Geological Survey of Canada in Ottawa,
> says he clocked the pole moving toward Canada's 200-mile limit at about 40
> kilometres an hour.
>
> In three years, compasses could point to a spot in international waters,
> rather than the Canadian Arctic.
>
> At the current rate of drift, the magnetic north pole will move into Russia
> in less than 48 years.
>
> But the drift is random and totally unpredictable. The pole could just as
> easily head back to the Boothia Peninsula in what is now Nunavut, where Sir
> James Ross discovered it in 1831.
>
>
> Written by CBC News Online staff

I nearly blew Guinness out my nose when I read this. It really goes to show how these sorts can leapfrog over a pertinent details (in this case the facts that true north, i.e. the axis of the Earth, and magnetic north are two completely different things and that the movement of the magnetic pole is a chaotic wobble) and land smack-dab in the middle of a preposterous conclusion.

I realized this yesterday at lunch while looking at a turkey motif carved into stone on the Hotel Vancouver. The motif serves a similar decorative function as the gryphon motif noted by Reptard on his website (10th picture down) so it got me to thinking about the possibility of a grand Turkey conspiracy going back to ancient times. Let's consider the "facts" shall we?

- Why is it that business men and other people in positions of power call getting down to serious business "Talking Turkey"? Is this a reference to a secret language known only by the initiated?
- Benjamin Franklin, A MASON, wanted the turkey to be the national bird of America and put it's image on the money but his TEMPLE BROTHERS decided to go with the eye-of-god/pyramid symbols instead. Was this because those symbols had already been "leaked" but as yet the secret of the turkey was still safe?
- Traces of cocaine have been found in some Egyptian mummies. Cocaine is native to the Americas, not Africa, as are turkeys. This is proof that ancient Egyptians were aware of the Turkey.
- How is it that there is a country called Turkey in a land where there are no Turkeys? And isn't it just a COINCIDENCE that this country contains the ancient city of CONSTANTINOPLE, the portion of the Roman Empire that PERSISTED for a THOUSAND YEARS after the fall of the western empire and was the REPOSITORY OF ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE that was instrumental in sparking the RENAISSANCE.
- Angel Wings: ancient TURKEY SYMBOLISM? In art throughout the ages people in positions of power have been shown surrounded by these winged creatures. This is an *OBVIOUS* reference to the TURKEY BLOODLINE that runs through all the royal families.
- Why is it that people routinely refer to the rich and powerful as "a bunch of Turkeys"?
- How come on the most HOLY holidays we ritually slaughter and consume this ONE BIRD? In cannibal cultures enemies are eaten in order to gain the powers. Is OUR RITUAL CONSUMPTION a means of symbolically procuring the POWER OF THE TURKEY?
- That "G" in the Masonic logo... could it be it stands for "GOBBLE"? You be the judge!

These are just my initial thoughts on the subject. I shall endeavor to report more "facts" about this ANCIENT CONSPIRACY as I discover them. Unless, of course, some turkey gets on my case about it.

Remember folks, Don't let the turkeys get to you!