The transporter is broken, you'll have to use Translink.

This morning on the way to work some tourists asked me if I knew what bus to take to get to a certain place they wanted to go. I didn't off hand. So I pulled my trusty tricorder off my utility belt and looked it up on Translink's website right then and there. I feel so 21^st century.

I'm in Hell. It must be June.

Once again I have made my semi-annual journey to student loan hell. Bottom line of the whole ordeal is my payments are going up $93 a month. Yeah. I need that. Anybody else want to chew on my carcass? I'm already being bled dry, but there might be some marrow left for you to suck out.

Michael is jumping on the bandwagon

OK, here are my Googles:

"Michael is"
MICHAEL IS THE BEST
Michael is 27 years old, retired, and lives with his girlfriend Christine
Michael is the Applications Liason for Internet 2 activity at KU
Michael is a man of extraordinary talents
Michael is a delight to work with and an outstanding performer
Michael is the author of FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL: ENVIRONMENTAL DECLINE, SOCIAL CONFLICT, AND THE NEW AGE OF INSECURITY
Michael is a nice looking boy who is profoundly deaf and communicates through American Sign Language

"Atratus is"
Atratus is usually found on large trees
Atratus is a largely South American species
Atratus is usually observed soaring in the sky or perched on dead trees
Atratus is a species distinct from T. elegans
Atratus is also known as Eudyptes sclateri
Atratus is known to hybridize (interbreed) with both Western Aquatic Garter Snakes (T. couchii) and Two-striped Garter Snakes
Atratus is an Australian native that has been introduced to other places, including New Zealand
Atratus is found in North America from New Jersey southwestward to Texas
Atratus is native to Australia and New Zealand but seemed quite at home in its new surroundings