Abducted by Aliens?

I just looked at the clock, expecting it to be 11:30-ish and was shocked to see that it is after 2 p.m.

This is good in that my work day will be over sooner than I thought and I can go home. This is bad in that my work day will be over soon and I've accomplished bugger all.

She Thought I Was Joking

So valerian is sitting by me, with _jazz_ in her lap, expanding her Evil eBay Empire and mentions that she has the theme to "The Rockford Files" stuck in her head for no reason.

"We have that on a record," I mention, and proceed to pull out this gem:


Side One:
Octopussy
I Spy
Reilly: Ace of Spies
Casino Royale
Ipcress File (A Man Alone)
Thunderball
Man From UNCLE
The Prisoner
The James Bond Theme

Side Two:
Our Man Flint
Moonraker
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
Run Spy Run
Get Smart
You Only Live Twice
007
Goldfinger
The Rockford Files

All in instrumental glory by random studio musicians. Pressed in 1984 and bought used in 1986 from Lyle's Place on Yates Street in Victoria for the princely sum of $6.95.


Any questioning of the obscure random crap in my record collection will result in Bill Cosby busting a cap in your ass. Hiding behind a tennis racket won't save you. (This image is on the back of the record jacket, BTW.)