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Here you go, Reptard's own rationale for arbitrarily unsubscribing douzens of people from his list. Given what got him all pissed off at van-goth in the first place this is funny beyond words

From: "Purple Crow"
Date: Thu Apr 4, 2002 2:04 pm
Subject: PurpleCrow2000 ***NEW ORDER***

Attn: ALL PurpleCrow2000 members. (Not PurpleCrow members):

There is a *** NEW ORDER *** on my ship!

OK, time to pay STRICT attention to what I am about to say to you.

This is MY list. Consider this *MY* ship. I will not tolerate ANY problems
of ANY kind. Lack of posting substantial material to my forum means instant
banning. This is now a *PRIVATE* room for participants ONLY! I have just
spent my entire morning BANNING over 75% of the previous members, for
obvious reasons. I've cleaned house. This is the NEW PurpleCrow2000 list.
Get used to it. I'm changing forums and I'm PROUD to do so. If for some
reason you feel these new rules are too difficult for you to follow, then
you know where the door is. Don't let the door hit you on the way outside.

YOU MUST POST to my forum and be an ACTIVE PARTICIPANT, or you are
considered dead weight to my ship and I will have you thrown out. Can I
possibly make this any clearer?

There will be NO exceptions to this rule, this includes ALL of my friends.
I have judged you to stay on this list for the moment based upon your
previous postings alone. The rest of the humans whom I have tossed back out
into cyberspace might be able to re-enter after a LONG and arduous attempt
to win me over with many private e-mails proving to me that they deserve to
share an open forum where my other contacts currently reside and work.

I'm damn pissed off at these "little leaks" of information and so I'm
dealing with it accordingly. If you have not posted to this list in over 3
weeks, you are OVERDUE for something of substance. You have THREE DAYS to
respond to this posting or you will be in eliminated as well.

I am going to continue to protect my friends and my crew from these
CANCEROUS BASTARDS in whatever means I deem necessary! Their infiltration
has ENDED! Their game is over. Mark this day on the calendar, this is the
day when we started over with a NEW ORDER of our OWN kind against fascist
cancerous dead hearts who lack true passion. If we are not a part of the
SOLUTION then we are a part of the PROBLEM! Silence = DEATH. How much more
CLEAR can I make that?

I have had to take the day off of some VERY important things in my life just
to do this. Please understand that I am very upset and yet very ENERGIZED
with new purpose and drive to keep my personal space CLEAN from corruption
of my personal pathwork.

For those of you who are still here and have been actively participating on
my PurpleCrow2000 list, I humbly thank you for your patience in this matter,
and I sincerely apologize for any problems that I have allowed to infiltrate
our efforts to communicate freely and without disruption. I am truly sorry
for this. It seems I have to be much more STRICT with my "critics". They
really do NOT know what they are up against. A certain Dragon is VERY upset
with my not handling this matter sooner in the means to which I am
currently. Efficiency is the new way. If you are not efficiently
participating then off ya go. I'm sure people can find some other list to
LURK on and talk negative things about knitting or antique car collecting.
This is not the place. I am the captain of my OWN SHIP. This is MY ship.
My tolerance of abuse only goes so far.

And now, we shall continue to persist with our communications uninterrupted.
Thank you for you time and efforts.

*** Be sure to respond to this posting! *** (Make no mistake)

Please proceed to the site DIRECTLY in order to change your settings after
this posting has been received.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PurpleCrow2000 <------ HERE.

Love,
Reptoid. (Spiritual warrior and proud of it!)
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