Screwball Lizard

[mbarrick]

Sing to the tune of Pinball Wizard:

Ever since he was a young boy he’s been a big screwball
He dresses like a lizard to hand out flyers in the mall
You ain’t seen nothing like him, he thinks he’s better than us all
That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

Don’t let his disguise fool you, he ain’t no human being
From his crack-whore hotel bedroom to other dimensions he has been
With his ugly website he tries to make converts of us all
That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

He’s a screwball lizard, there has to be twist
He’s got a ugly website and a Yahoo mailing list
Just how he got so srewed up I don’t know
Why to him this is important.

Ain’t got no distractions, ain’t got no job or dates
Don’t got no real home, just a hotel with weekly rates
With a Geocities website he’ll make their empires fall
That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

I thought I’d seen some screwballs, But someone hand the screwball crown to him

Even in a world of freaks he can beat the best
His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest
He's got crazy keyboard fingers, and no design skills at all
That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

Comments

Re: Oh way too funny! LOL

[valerian.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok, I was feeling kinda pissy because I just got home from NZ two hours ago...but you just did the trick, man. Nearly pissed myself. Don't know if you remember my friend Lisa (AlienSheMale), but at work we'd spend hours cheering each other up by making up lyrics to popular songs. But this one baby, this one is DAMN good!