Cult Dogma

[mbarrick]

The Ten Eleven Commandments Suggestions

1. I am the Lord Atratus, which has brought the pictures of Sin City, the house of bondage. Thou shalt have whatever gods before me that you feel like, as long as I'm in there somewhere and get a photo credit and a link to my site.
2. Just because someone spent three hours getting ready for the club doesn't mean they are vain.
3. Thou shalt not make any digital image of any likeness of anything that is in Sanctuary, or that is in any local goth club, or that is in any gothy event and not upload them to me, so that I may serve them.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and get drunk at Sanctuary
5. Honour our short attention spans, don't make your LJ posts too long
6. Thou shalt not take Reptard seriously
7. Thou shalt not commit sobriety
8. Thou shalt not steal pictures from my site without giving me a photo credit and linking back to the site.
9. Thou shalt not use hideous colours on thy website
10. Thou shalt not take anything on faith, attribute human accomplishments to aliens, make absurd claims about thy genetic makeup, or try to make cats dance by holding them up by their forelegs and wiggling them back and forth.
11. Thou shalt learn the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" as well as "your" and "you're".

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Comments

Addendum to #11

[uberbabe.livejournal.com]

thou shall learn to use a comma, semi-colon and period.

[opium.livejournal.com]

Their is no way you're rules can make me succumb!

;) Haha I rool the woorld ov spellerz

Pay close attention kids

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when you let retarded owls hump your head!

See you at OWL tomorrow ;-))