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I am supremely choked this morning. Probably every Canadian has seen this in news already, but I doubt this is going to show up much in the American media. One of your fuck-head, ill-trained, trigger-happy soldiers dropped a bomb on us, killing four and seriously injuring eight others. This happened in a training area, not a combat zone. Let's take a look at how we've been treated by the U.S. government over the last few months:
  • First the U.S., taxes the living shit out of our wood simply because we produce it more efficiently, all the while paying lipservice to "Free Trade"
  • Then, after 9-11, Bush completely fails to mention us in his speech despite the fact that we took in all the grounded planes after the airports were shut down and we lost people in the WTC as well, nonetheless we send troops to Afghanistan to help out.
  • Meanwhile, we continue to get shit on over the lumber tariff, and
  • we get threatened with wheat tariffs.
  • The U.S. wrongfully arrests and convicts one of our citizens simply for legally doing business with Cuba (in what is probably some twisted political manoever to try and win the next election in Florida without cheating)
  • Bush just assumes we'll play ball with his energy plans,
  • and he tries to further walk all over our sovereignty (at least we said "fuck off" to this one)
  • and then, we get a fucking bomb dropped on our soldiers!
What does the American millitary have to say about this? How about this:
"We are in a very, very dangerous business," Maj. Bryan Hilferty, a U.S. military spokesman, told reporters at Bagram Air Base north of Kabul. "We play with stuff that kills people."
Play? Play?! That's the bloody problem, American soldiers are, generally speaking, badly trained, given a whole crapload of technology, and they think they are playing a damn video game. An incident like this happened in the Gulf War as well, but to the British. Two thirds of British casualties in ground operations in the gulf were caused by Americans. Most American casualties are caused by Americans.

And the Americans wonder why the rest of the world either hates them or sees them as a fucking unfunny joke.

I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goth-posh.livejournal.com
And lets not even get started on the gun "control" laws down there... cripes!

Re: I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
First off - I can't apologize for what happened but I would take it back if I could. This adds to my own personal day of remembrance. My sympathies go out for those families.

Second off - *click* Whutz wrang wit ahr gun kontrol lawz?

Bonus points for Tim Burton

Date: 2002-04-18 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Making Charlton Heston the chimp with a gun in "Planet of the Apes" was wonderfully subversive.

Re: I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Thanks.

Canada simply *must* annex Florida. Cubans could come and go as they pleased. Bush would be assured of losing the next election. And you could be Canadian and get all the Timbits you wanted.

Yer gonna laugh...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goth-posh.livejournal.com
But I haven't seen that yet:( I do lead a sheltered life after all, but I can see your point simply from your description:-)

Re: I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
Yum!

Pondering acts of sedition.

Re: I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goth-posh.livejournal.com
First Off: Thank you, although this seems like a wide ranged generalization, it by no way means ALL americans are so witless..

Second Off: What was I thinking? I mean any ole shmoe with fake ID SHOULD be able to waltz down to thier local Wal-Mart and pick em self up a gun! *tongue firmly planted in cheek*

Re: I know...

Date: 2002-04-18 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
Hey, I been smacked by "friendly fire" myself.

When I eventually make my trek to visit friends in Seattle you must join Capt. Canuk while we swap manly stories and drink.

You might help keep the macho testosterone levels down. Ooo and you can do my hair all gothy!

"friendly fire" my ass!

Date: 2002-04-18 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitogoth.livejournal.com
i went berserk when i heard about this... what the hell?! but that's america for ya- they refuse to take any sort of responsibility for their actions... *fume*

can i emigrate to your country now? i don't like this one anymore- it stinks. :{

on an amusing note however, i caught "that 70's show" the other night when the guys try to go to canada to get beer... :}

Re: "friendly fire" my ass!

Date: 2002-04-18 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
How about Canada annexes Manhattan, too, and well all move there? After all, the city was a garrison for British troops during the Revolution. That lying, treasonous so-and-so Washington failed to take the city. By rights that island should at *least* still be part of the Commonwealth.

Stupid Sonsobitches

Date: 2002-04-18 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valerian.livejournal.com
OK, this one really takes the cake. I have SO had it with the US ramming themselves down our throats, calling the shots and not giving credit where it is due.

Now, I have friends that are American (as many of us do), and please understand me that I do not hate yanks on an individual level - my anger is directed at their government and foreign policies. They, of all people, should know a little bit about war and deadly weapons...but somehow this shit actually happened! And you can bet that the US news will NOT be making this their cover story, oh no.

Just how many more times are they going to shit on us? Yes, we're a nice, polite, friendly nation. We are continually taken advantage of, and do little to retaliate because, well, it IS the USA after all, and they are 'bigger' than us. Frankly, I don't care how big the bully is. He's GOT to be put in his place. On a personal level, I am insulted, pissed off and feeling very vengeful as a result of this event.

Re: Stupid Sonsobitches

Date: 2002-04-18 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
Shit, we don't even accept the blame when we nuke our own troops!

Trust me I know first hand!

I am a good Yank though so be nice. Besides I am St. Verkan too.

Re: Stupid Sonsobitches

Date: 2002-04-18 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I agree. I love my American friends, but I hate Americans. To paraphrase MiB:

"An American can be intellegent, but Americans are ignorant, stupid, and trigger-happy."

Never forget that we kicked their ass (http://www.galafilm.com/1812/e/events/wash_burn.html) when they tried to invade.

LMAO!!!

Date: 2002-04-18 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goth-posh.livejournal.com
hmmm...Seattle, Beer? You Buyin?

Ooo and you can do my hair all gothy!

You'll have to do an allergy test though, I had a bad experience dying someones hair black and trust me, you DON'T wanna know what the reaction was like...

To be fair

Date: 2002-04-18 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and Washington Post all have the story.

Re: LMAO!!!

Date: 2002-04-18 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
Yes & Yes.

The trip is still on the drawing board though.

I used to act in local theater and still tend to temp dye the hair for special occassions. I will allow a test though for safety reasons.

Bye

*applauding*

Date: 2002-04-18 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilyn13.livejournal.com
very well said!
evilyn

Re: *applauding*

Date: 2002-04-18 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Thanks.

Re: *applauding*

Date: 2002-04-18 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilyn13.livejournal.com
i put a link to it in geroge w's (http://www.livejournal.com/users/geroge_w_bush) livejournal :P
evilyn

Re: *applauding*

Date: 2002-04-18 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I wanna look but the link doesn't work.

Re: *applauding*

Date: 2002-04-18 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Nevermind, figured it out (http://www.livejournal.com/users/george_w_bush).

Date: 2002-04-18 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-sparks.livejournal.com
I do agree that canada is better than the U.S... But I must say, you canadians drive like fucking idiots. Or at least those in Vancouver.

Re: Bonus points for Tim Burton

Date: 2002-04-18 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdcoastryan.livejournal.com
And ironic. Charlton's big on the NRA.

Re: Stupid Sonsobitches

Date: 2002-04-18 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdcoastryan.livejournal.com
I appreciate you directing your anger at the government, what since it's hard for those of us who appreciate our fellow citizens of the world to voice our opinions and the present administration does a bad job of voicing these feelings well. And, what was up with George W. not going to Canada for his first visit abroad? He broke a nice old ritual, there.

Sorry if I am incoherent... I'm sleepy. ;-)

Date: 2002-04-19 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biok5.livejournal.com
well folks, it actually WAS plastered all over the american news. and further more, i think we oughtah just walk over that pathetic line and take over, whats going to stop us? your military? your NAVY??? LOL

(oh wow, someones going to chop off my dick for saying that one) ok here comes alittle more stereotypicaly american ignorance.

where is the canadian capital anyways? ;-)

ROFL!

Date: 2002-04-19 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
No argument on that one!

Date: 2002-04-19 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Last time you tried that we bruned Washington D.C. to the ground. Read a book.

Re: Bonus points for Tim Burton

Date: 2002-04-19 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Um... d'uh. Why did you think I thought it was subversive?

Re: Stupid Sonsobitches

Date: 2002-04-19 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Ah! Thanks for that. That one had slipped my mind. Also brings up how he likes to call whoever he is sucking up to at the time "America's most important ally."

Americans suck.

Date: 2002-04-19 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylkweb.livejournal.com
*Hanging my head in shame* It is not my fault I was born here. It is absolutley unbelievable that most americans are self-righteous in thier stupidity. The governments, laws, and "ways" are the reason american people are so fucked up. I had a boyfriend who lived in toronto, and after comparing notes, I decided that I wanted to go to Canada. But then, I would miss the gunfire in my backyard, and homeless vietnam vets chasing me down the street. Never a dull moment, I can tell you that. :) p.s. I really am sorry that most of us suck so bad though. Some of us suck good. LOL

Truth, justice, and the American way.

Date: 2002-04-19 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I used to be an ideal, now it is an oxymoron.

Of course it isn't your fault where you are born (fact of the matter is I may *be* an American citizen if I bothered to chase down the paper trail, not to mention I was married to an American), but for every person that has their wits about them there seems to be ten more that actually believe all the propaganda. America was founded on remarkable, noble ideals. Unfortunately your own government has been slowly eroding them and outright abandoning them for the last century.

Re:

Date: 2002-04-19 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biok5.livejournal.com
is there a dvd i can rent? or maybe a divx i can dl?

How about a multimedia website?

Date: 2002-04-19 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Jump up to this reply (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=mbarrick&itemid=222955#t364523) and click "kicked their ass".

Re: Truth, justice, and the American way.

Date: 2002-04-19 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylkweb.livejournal.com
Believe me there are many of us that are as baffled as you are. Can I come live with you? :D

Re: Bonus points for Tim Burton

Date: 2002-04-19 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdcoastryan.livejournal.com
Well, I thought the commentary was plenty subversive on its own, regardless of the actor. For me, the fact that I got to see old Chulck Heston do that just filled me with a special sort of joy!

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