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The Tyee – Artists Wage 2.0 Attacks on Harper
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Toronto composer John Roby's wickedly funny song "Steve, It's Time to Leave" circulating online is as good an illustration as I've ever seen for why liberal democracies fund the arts.



Harper paying political price as artists bash back :: The Hook
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Conservative leader Stephen Harper probably thought cutting arts funding was an easy way to win the hearts and minds of “ordinary people,” by which he seems to mean people as ignorant as he is of economics.
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Source: http://Atratus.deviantart.com/art/Defeat-the-DecptiCons-204952878

A little political humour (and yet very serious) for the May 2, 2011 Canadian federal election.Reuse and distribute at will. No attribution necessary.
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The communications director for the Guelph Conservative candidate disrupts an Elections Canada polling station at the University of Guelph and tries to physically steal the ballot box.
www.guelphmercury.com
Several University of Guelph students claim a premature, clumsy and unauthorized attempt was made Wednesday to put a stop to voting at a special ballot.

Go ahead

Mar. 30th, 2011 11:41 am
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Go ahead: vote irrationally, vote Conservative. You will be a multi-billionaire. Charlie Sheen will come to your parties. Your stocks will always go up. People will wade across the Rio Grande and walk to Canada just for the privilege of being serfs on your expansive estates and lick the rims of your Hummer clean. The peasants don't need human rights and freedoms because they'll be too busy thanking you just for the crumbs you throw them. You will never need medical attention, an old age pension, unemployment insurance—nor will anyone you care about. It just doesn't matter that the wealth of Canada flows away to the United States and China because it'll be flowing through your hands on the way.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.
–Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17
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Election reform notion (not that I expect this to happen): ballots should be blank, no party names, not even candidate names. Voters have to write in who they want, legibly and correctly spelled. This would remove 99% of the stupid from elections such as people who are illiterate, people who vote for the party without even knowing the name of the MP running for their riding, and people who can't spell to save their lives.

The neo-cons would be in ruins.
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Culture Jamming with a Meaningless Mob instead of a Pointless Protest 


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Ask the average zombie, "why?" and the answer will be something along the lines of "for fun." Thousands of people will spend hours preparing and then give over more hours to the walking/shambling for apparently "no reason" and the this absolutely baffles the uninvolved. But there is an underlying, deeper, unspoken reality to events like Zombie Walk.

It is a wonderfully subversive absurdist spectacle. People caught unaware and ask what it is for are stunned by the superficial lack of meaning. They expect people taking to the streets in such numbers to have some reason for it. The Critical Mass rides, the Olympic protests, the G20 protests, all of these people are comfortable with because that sort of activism is expected and understood. But confronted with a flash mob of the shuffling undead, they have to start asking themselves questions, even if only for a moment. 
Maman Brigitte and Baron Samedi
A few thousand people out of a Saturday afternoon collectively not doing the ordinary and expected, disrupting traffic, taking over a couple major streets, and confusing tourists and commonplace consumers is a very powerful thing.

Part of the appeal, I am sure, for many Zombie Walkers is there is a thrill in taking over a busy downtown street and co-opting it for a free-form collective street theatre. Unlike the expected form of protest in Vancouver and elsewhere, police presence is minimal, and - probably a manifestation of the confusion over the start time and the disorganized decentralized "organization" that is a fundamental reality of a flash mob - there was almost none at all this year.

Contrast this with the massive police presence at the recent G20 protests in Toronto or the Olympic protests earlier this year here in Vancouver. In both cases earnest protesters with serious and noteworthy agendas were forceably shut down and the presence of violent protesters led to the discrediting of all the voices of protest. With the media's repetitive focus on the violent minority all messages and meaning were lost and the excuse was presented to remove everyone else to prevent any further dialogue. In this way protest is reduced to something majority people are more prone to ridicule than get behind and the attempt to be heard ends up in nothing but backfire.

Conversely the agendaless Zombie Walk "succeeded" in ways the earnest protests can no longer hope to. Vancouver's main shopping and tourist street was completely shut down. Vancouver's consumers and tourists where presented with a very telling mirror in the shuffling, decaying horde moaning for "brains." This critical agenda could be seen many of the walkers' costumes. The zombie hausfaus, the zombie businessmen, and my personal favourite, a zombie Olympic tourist. But for each individual with something to say there were plenty more wearing simple costumes with no apparent agenda, helping to make the Zombie Walk impossible to discredit in the fashion "hippie protesters" and "black bloc anarchists" can be dismissed. The zombie walkers are comedy, theatre, parody and superficially without agenda that can be subjected to ridicule. The mainstream media is unable to fault and devalue what is perceived as a non-existent agenda.

People come and participate because it is fun. It is not a "broccoli" event attended out of a sense of necessity and duty, but it is not fluffy cupcakes either. The Zombie Walk is meat and brains.

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Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms

2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
    (a) freedom of conscience and religion;
   
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
    (c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
    (d) freedom of association.


7.  Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.

8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

9. Everyone has the right not to be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned.



Taken directly from http://www.efc.ca/pages/law/charter/charter.text.htm [emphasis mine]

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The letters going to my MP and the opposition leaders will be similar, minus references to executive power.
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As pertinent to the arbitrary detaining of protesters and bystanders last weekend in Toronto:

2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
    (a) freedom of conscience and religion;
   
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
    (c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
    (d) freedom of association.


7.  Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.

8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

9. Everyone has the right not to be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned.



Taken directly from http://www.efc.ca/pages/law/charter/ [emphasis mine]

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16:31:53 — RT @MMartinJohnson: is wondering why they just let the cars burn? Why no firefighters? Photo opp? #G20
16:43:45 — RT @yathehabsrule: #Toronto Mayor David Miller's legacy can be summed up in two summers: Garbage strike in 2009 and #G20 chaos in 2010.
16:43:58 — RT @nowtoronto: That Yonge was targetted suggests out of towners as well as statement on capitalism. #g20
16:49:16 — RT @niffer8: So much for #G20 security. $933 million for what? Mall cops? I want my money back.
16:50:07 — RT @KateMilberry: Police now pushing people out of designated protest area. Um, that's the only place they are "allowed" #whataboutdemo ...
16:50:50 — RT @oceanpark: #g20 protestors at queen and peter get boxed in by aggressive riot cops, respond by singing 'o canada' #g20report
16:52:48 — RT @oytamarind: Heavy suppression in Queen's Park...is it just me or are the police meaner in the DESIGNATED protest area? #g20
16:53:24 — RT @nowtoronto: police taking the park piece by piece. Why? #G20
16:55:15 — RT @Tymlee: Police are confiscating all gas masks!! Is it illegal to possess/carry a gas mask? Stirrings of Tiananmen. #G20 #G8 #Canada
16:57:14 — RT @Spacing: Protesters trampled by horses described as "bloodied and broken," then dragged behind police lines, not to be seen after. #G20
16:57:23 — RT @AdrianMorrow: About five hundred protesters chanting we are peaceful how bout you?#G20
16:58:15 — RT @smilyus: Free speech zone at queens park? #g20report #g20 http://yfrog.com/7elvlhj
16:59:08 — RT @peachangelcake: don't know if "freedom to speak in a designated area with a permit" is the same thing as "freedom of speech" #G20
17:01:25 — RT @spencersaunders: Yeah - holding the #G20 in the heart of downtown Toronto was a great idea... thanks Harper. Fuck you too.
17:01:56 — RT @druojajay: first hand report: police on horses trampled, badly injured a young woman. she was arrested. #g20 #g20report
17:02:32 — RT @halidiva: Anyone else notice CBC news is getting its updates on the riots in TO from Twitter? #G20 #socialmedia
17:04:50 — RT @thevillagegreen: News keeps reporting "Why no police or fire department to deal with burning cars?" Gee. Can you say "contrived"? #g ...
17:06:11 — RT @NoLore: "The whole world is watching" we're chanting. The riot cops keep charging. #G20
17:07:48 — RT @SammanC: Why Harper insisted on having the #G20 in downtown Toronto is baffling. How could you not foresee damages to so many busine ...
17:09:20 — RT @NoLore: People seem to care more that windows got smashed than that people were hurt. Vandalism sucks but Ppl are under attack now. #g20

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I am sending in my passport renewal, which in itself is not particularly odious, particularly since it is no longer required to get a notary, CGA or medical doctor to vouch for my identity. I'm slipping everything into the envelope provided and spot a little notice on the back
Passport Canada, Canada Post and Service Canada are working together to increase your access to passport services. Visit the Passport Canada website at www.passportcanada.gc.ca
"Oh," I think to myself, "does this mean I don't have to put postage on this? Can I just drop it off at the post office?"

So I go and look, and yes, I can submit my application at participating postal outlets—for a $20 additional fee. Meaning that I can go to the post office and hand them my renewal in person for $20 or I can get them to put a stamp on it for $1 and send it to Québec to be processed. Even if I shell out for tracking as they suggest when mailing it, it is still only $6. How on earth does paying $14-$19 more to hand the same envelope to the same person "increase [my] access to passport services"?

This is the sort of thing that is invented by life-long civil-servants of the sort that will swarm around the box of Timmy's brought in by Agnes in the Scrivening Department like corpulent vultures, yet are unwilling to take the last half of a half of a half of a doughnut for fear of being the bad person who took the last piece. Technically there is still some doughnut left. And technically I do have the option of applying for my passport renewal at the Post Office.

And this is enough for some nearing-retirement assistant-undersecretary to the assistant-deputy-ministers at Canada Post and Passport Canada to make it worthy of announcing on the envelopes. They have contributed. They have a legacy. Your tax dollars at work.



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I bet, if you tried, you couldn't get a herd of sheep to all pee at the same time. I'm just sayin'…
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Amazing! This is exactly how we live in Canada. I mean, I was just out in my parka killing giant, spectral ice-bears with a curling stone just last week.

Yeah, OK, I admit it: it is a pretty cool ad. It reminds me of "Samurai Jack."
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So, on the kind of random lark I have a tendency to end up on for no good reason, I found myself wondering what the legal definitions of male and female happened to be under Canadian law. Interestingly I couldn't find any definitions. All I could find was this passage in the Interpretation Act
33.  (1) Words importing female persons include male persons and corporations and words importing male persons include female persons and corporations.
...meaning by law that "male" and "female" are technically interchangeable and effectively meaningless. So, really, even before the Civil Marriage Act was changed from "the lawful union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others" to "the lawful union of two persons to the exclusion of all others" the legal meaning was the same (which, of course, is why it was a no-brainer to "change" it.)

It'd be interesting for someone to push this, for example, by pushing for having the gender on their ID changed without any gender reassignment surgery. Even better, I wonder if it would be possible to have the gender removed off your ID since it is legally irrelevant?

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