Perspective

Jun. 5th, 2002 10:19 am
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Percentage of people on Earth (at the time) killed in WWII:
0.6%

Percentage of people on Earth killed in the recent ethnic conflict in Rawanda:
0.00032%

Percentage of the population of the Earth killed in the WTC:
0.000025%

Percentage of people on Earth that have any idea I exist at all:
0.00016%

Percentage of people on Earth that give a rat's ass that I exist:
0.0000095%

Percentage of people on Earth that really care that I exisit:
0.00000019%

Percentage of people on Earth who I am well enough accainted with to know their name:
0.0000024%

Percentage of people on Earth I give a rat's ass about:
0.00000067%

Percentage of people on Earth I really care about:
0.00000019%

Estimated percentage of the population of Earth that will read this:
0.0000022%

Date: 2002-06-05 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
Percentage of the American population that would repent from their evil ways if they tasted Tim-bits:

100000000000000000.0%

How are you doing?

I've been better

Date: 2002-06-05 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
And I'll be better one day soon. Just a glitch. I've also been worse.

I think I'll head up to the lunch room and see if there are any doughnuts.... <HOMER>Gghghhhgh... doughnuts...</HOMER>

Re: I've been better

Date: 2002-06-05 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verkan-vall.livejournal.com
::drools:: dooooughnuts, hmmmmmmmm.

All righty don't make the Archbishop come and exorcise you!

Re: I've been better

Date: 2002-06-05 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
But if I eat all the doughnuts without any exorcise, will my soul get fat?

Date: 2002-06-05 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilyn13.livejournal.com
well i read that so i better have been included in all of the last 7!

I should hope so

Date: 2002-06-05 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Otherwise I'm out 0.000000000158%

heavens!

Date: 2002-06-05 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitogoth.livejournal.com
>Percentage of people on Earth that really care that I exisit:
0.00000000019%
>Percentage of people on Earth I really care about:
0.00000000095%

that's a rather disparate percentage... :{ {{{hugs}}}

Remember Slide Rulers?

Date: 2002-06-05 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I put the decimal point in the wrong place! Two too many zeroes on each number. I fixed the post because I am a geek.

And a type, damnit!

Date: 2002-06-05 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Three too many zeroes in the one about people that care about me. Frick. Note to self: no more mental gymnastics without a good warmup (i.e. coffee)

Auuuugh!

Date: 2002-06-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I made a typo in the word "typo".

Geez.

Re: heavens!

Date: 2002-06-05 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
The more I think about it the more I feel that the numbers should be closer to even. I was in a bad mood this morning. I'm editing the post to make both numbers 0.00000019%

Date: 2002-06-05 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleeplessknight.livejournal.com
Hehe, this was quite amusing! ^_^
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