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Michael ([personal profile] mbarrick) wrote2001-05-22 08:11 pm
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Silliness

So we got free ice cream at work today. Woo-hoo - sugar rush right before walking home. Today was such a great day to walk, except for the evil revenge of "Song in Your Head Boy" - of all the dumb things to get stuck in my head on the way home I had "I have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle\as I go walking merrily along"!! Pure, self-induced torture that was.

So I go home. Had my re-heated Chinese take-out and that Guinness I was craving. I feel good now. Why is it that take out food, not just Chinese, but all take out food, is better the second day? Cold KFC, cold pizza, reheated Chinese food, the half-eaten Oreo McFlurry you stuck in the freezer... they all improve after a day.

Let's hear it for healthy eating!

Actually it is my own hypothesis that it's the worry, not the food that kills you. Look at the accumulating evidence - rich food is nasty for your arteries, alcohol by itself is hell on your stomach, mix them up and they work together to actually be healthy. Welcome to the traditional diets of my ancestors... I've got centuries of perogies, cabbage rolls and sausages on my father's side of the family and centuries of chocolate, coffee, and beer on my mother's side. When my born-in-a-Nevada-commune, raised-in-Southern-California ex-wife tried to feed me "healthy" food I couldn't take it. It just wasn't the food I was cut out for. I was tired all the time not to mention ruder side-effects. I've seen evidence that certain ethnic groups are attuned to different diets (with a rough correlation to blood type). For example northern Europeans and certain east Africans are really the only people who as a general rule can stomach milk. It's simple adaptation and differentiation - a matter of evolution. My evolution includes beer and sausages ;-)

[identity profile] evilyn13.livejournal.com 2001-05-22 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
did you ever see that "married witrh children" episode when peg had that exercise guy come over to spend a day with her, and he was supposed to be getting her in shape or something, and then she fed him all that junk food and when he went back to do the show, he fell over and died from a heart attack from all the crap?
like you said, some people just can't handle our lifestyle!
evilyn

Got that right!

[identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com 2001-05-22 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Just eat, drink, dance and enjoy your damn life. What's and extra ten years if they are all miserable?

A little evil part of me smiles every time I hear about some health guru dying of a heart attack or getting hit by a bus.

It also cracks me up that people buy gym memberships to walk on treadmills and ride stationary bikes. They spend an hour or two driving to and from work, then drive to the gym and kill more time. Just get a bloody apartment in town, walk to work, save time and spare everyone the smog. More efficient, less costly, and better for everyone.

[identity profile] sleeplessknight.livejournal.com 2001-05-22 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you cook for me everyday? ^_^

Credit where credit is due...

[identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com 2001-05-22 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel I must point out the "My evolution includes beer and sausages" is a play on a the last line of Folk Tale by Larry Niven (which can be found in the "Limits" anthology): "My evolution includes a club."