Open Letter to the Internet

[mbarrick]

I do not want an X-cam.
I do not want to visit the world's largest casino.
I will not spend five seconds on your survey.
Bonzai is not *my* buddy.
My name is not "&firstname".
But above all...

I am Canadian (so you probably don't ship here)

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Open Letter to My Hotmail spam

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

I don't want to buy a university diploma

I don't want to Morgage my house

I am not drowning in debt

I do like hot women - but not the ones you're offering

and I am JUST FINE with my penis size thank you