Viri I'd Like to See

[mbarrick]

• AOhelL virus: An AOL-specific virus that changes it from "You've got mail!" to "You're going to Hell!" (betcha that would mess with a lot of people in Arkansas!)
• Truth virus: Changes the "S" in every instance of the word "Microsoft" to a dollar sign
• The Idiot "virus": A simple executable with the filename "This_is_a_Trojan_-_Click_here_if_you_are_an_idiot.EXE" that when launched it present a dialogue box explaing exactly what will happen and if the user clicks 'OK' it mails itself to everyone in the idiot's Outlook address book, posts the idiot's e-mail to a list on "www.idiotsthatwillclickanything.com", changes the idiot's start-up bitmap to a graphic that reads "I'm an idiot" and changes the start-up sound to say "I'm an idiot".

Comments

[goth-posh.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

That was incredibly funny!

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

The Jehovas witness virus - you let it anywhere near your computer and it will never leave. it will birrage your computer with popups on how good it is and how it will fix all your computers problems until the sheer ammount of open windows locks up the computer.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Good one!

wait a minute

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

Come to think of it... That wasn't the Jhovas Witness virus ... That was Norton Utilities and AntiVirus .

I'll take...

[ladyvermath.livejournal.com]

one of each please! LOL! For my soon to be ex husband! I'd love to see the expression on his face.

[sleeplessknight.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. ^_^