Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

[mbarrick]

In case of the building crumbling around you, be sure to stay close to your computer and consult http://www.ready.gov

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[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

if you hear celine Dion playing through the speakers - run its a canadian invasion!


Vampires , college kids and goths should stay away from the window
lest they see the light of day


The Smoke Pit at sanctuary can be a hazzard to your new expensive clothes - take precaution.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Excellent!

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

all internal organs are now the property of the mcdonald's corporation...there's a little mcdonald's in everyone...



i wonder if there is really a market for "lucifer in a can"?



always wash after dialling 1-900 numbers...



enter the public toilets at main and hastings or victory square at your own risk...