I really have to work on the whole asshole/fuckhead thing or I may never have sex again. Nobody sleeps with the nice guy. It is starting to get on my nerves...
I can assure you that your harmless nature is indeed very sexy. No girl likes an asshole! You're suffering from the shortage of single goths in this city. I'm sure Trish can relate (haha - I know you're reading this butt-nugget!). Besides, did I not see you french-inhale with a cute red-head the other night???
Sexy Bitch!