Fintburger

Sep. 15th, 2003 09:48 am
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Überbabe made one of her classic drunk posts early Sunday morning and "finger" came out "fintbger". I made a response mentioning "fintberger" and you'd think that'd be where it ends. Well, no. When I went to sleep in the wee hours of Sunday morning I proceeded to dream about "fintburgers". What is a fintburger? According to my dream it is a ground beef kabob (stick removed) inserted into a hot-dog bun with the usual hamburger-type fixings such as lettuce and tomato and pickles.

Yes. It's true. The fabulous fintburger came to me in a dream. I will be offering franchise opportunities shortly.

Date: 2003-09-15 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seymour-glass.livejournal.com
you know, that sounds pretty good, it could be successful...

Date: 2003-09-15 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
In the dream the kabob was made Afghani style.

Mmmmm.... fintbger

Date: 2003-09-15 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleeplessknight.livejournal.com
YES! I will upgrade my fintbger to a combo with fries and a softdrink please! ^_^

Re: Mmmmm.... fintbger

Date: 2003-09-15 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Will that be "Stupid Size" combo? One Foot-long Fabulous Fintburger™, Stupid Size FintFriez™, and a 4l Bucket-o-Pop™ for only 59¢ more.

Date: 2003-09-15 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] replicant6.livejournal.com
haha. that's great!

D

Date: 2003-09-15 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberbabe.livejournal.com
So do I get royalties for inspiring such madness?

Date: 2003-09-15 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
One penny for every Fintburger sold. I know that doesn't sound like much, but when we get up to 99,000,000,000 served you'll have made $990,000,000 just for posting drunk!

Date: 2003-09-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberbabe.livejournal.com
Sounds good to me, and you *know* I'm gonna collect if I ever see a fintburger sold...

Date: 2003-09-15 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
I'm definitely going to try and make some. First off I need a good Afghani kabob recipie.
From: [identity profile] mediavictim.livejournal.com
And he comes from Fintberg Austria

The town or Fintberg is famous for the Fintberger
but alas with the town is going bankrupt
as the TEH plant is being shut down

From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Is that anywhere near Fucking, Austria (http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp)?

Date: 2003-09-15 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheaza.livejournal.com
that makes me think of that simpsons line

"they call them fingers but i have never seen them fing. Oh wait, there they go."

;oP

Date: 2003-09-15 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Mine are finging as we speak. Or typing. I forget which.
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