Office Space

[mbarrick]

Quothe an e-mail sent to all the Vancouver staff today:

[_____] is a very well known consulting firm that specializes in merger integration projects. They will be talking to a broad cross section of Vancouver staff in an attempt to get to know about Lignum's business and it's culture.

As long as I get to keep my stapler and they don't move my office to the basement, it's all good. I have nothing to worry about, I have people skills, damnit!!!

Seriously, my department is meeting with these guys at 1:30 and it is mildly freaky.

Comments

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

As long as your last name is not Botlon ..you'll be fine

[saturnina.livejournal.com]

As long as I get to keep my stapler and they don't move my office to the basement, it's all good.


I can acutally picture that in my head...lol. I'm sure you will be fine!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

The really funny part is I *have* a Swingline stapler... only mine is black.

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

me too...and i love it...as long as you are really on "the payroll" and not an accounting error you should be fine...

[valerian.livejournal.com]

... that's because you're so damn Goth... *too* Goth for a red stapler (http://www.virtualstapler.com/)...

[bonez.livejournal.com]

our corp just finished a merger on the 4th and i just found out i just took a pay cut... (no more spiffs allowed) =/ grr... (had to vent, and ur thread seemed teh most suitable : ) thx for listening

[contrasoma.livejournal.com]

"...Yeah. Michael, we'd love it if you could sit in on this seminar on facilitating inter-departmental synergy."

"But I really have to get this-"

"Yeah, great. So if you could just come in around...eight tommorow, that'd be just great. Yeah...thanks."