New Icon

[mbarrick]

Check out my new icon, kids. Why it's Mr. Gruff the atheist goat! <-- Follow the link and click on his head a few times - he likes coffee, and he recommends reading some Ayn Rand. I like this guy. Be sure to click the coffee cup also, and especially be sure to click his belt!!

And remember kids: "If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!"

Thanks to sleeplessknight for linking to this.

Comments

OH MY GOD!

[reive-d.livejournal.com]

Wow. At first I you'd directed me to a parody site. I mean, that stuff couldn't possibly be real.

But I read on, and went to the parent page (rather than the Kidz one) and there were real links to such things as the official site of former Alabama Chief Justice and Presidential Canidate Roy S. Moore. You know, the "Ten Commandments Judge."

Truly, truly scary.

Re: OH MY GOD!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? People like this are the foundation people like Jeb and George W. Bush build on.

Re: OH MY GOD!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Now here (http://www.landoverbaptist.org) is parody site.

Re: OH MY GOD!

[sovietnimrod.livejournal.com]

Yeah - I too thought it was a joke at first. Some of the subtle racism (such as the kangaroo jew and the elephant) makes one wonder if it has any ideological ties to some of the more extremeist christian fundimentalist groups, like... oh say, let's see, like... hmmm, Aryan Nations?

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

I didn't think A.N were christian - I thought it was the Klan that was god-fearin. The A N were just Hilter groupies and wannabe vikings

[sovietnimrod.livejournal.com]

Certainly AN sees itself as christian since they were formed around the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian in the 1970s and they do identify with the Christian Identity doctrine which maintains that Ango-Saxons are one to the 10 lost tribes of Israel. In fact, their founder has been considered the torchbearer of "christian identity" since the early 1970s.

don't touch my belt you Jesus freak!

[dj-epine.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha! I love this... it's too much. I also love the evil pagan elephant!

Re: don't touch my belt you Jesus freak!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

The "Creation Science" really cracks me up. Hopsa the Kanga-Jew? Herbivorous T-rex's? BWAAAAHAHAHA!

Re: don't touch my belt you Jesus freak!

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

i sure am grumpy and bitter...i love the creation scientist and kanga-jew...man this site is hilarious...and frightening...i think i'll be habu the unloved and unsaved evil elephant...the herbivorous t-rex is priceless...gotta shred those plants...

[sleeplessknight.livejournal.com]

"Carefull! You'll spill my coffee! I can't live without my coffee!"

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^_^

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

Apatosaurus (incorrectly known to fossil-tampering Evolutionists as the Brontosaurus).
As a group, we looked much like any other Creation research expedition you may be familiar with from your kid's Sunday School science classes or nature programs on TBN. The only exception was Stubbingwicke, who we were not entirely sure was even Christian, much less knowledgeable about Creation Science (unfortunately, our budget was constrained and his needed tracking expertise came cheap).
The trek into the Congo Basin was arduous. I have never been bitten by so many mosquitos in all my adventures as a Creation Researcher! Thankfully, prayer to the Lord kept the malaria at bay.
It was now quite clear that Stubbingwicke was stricken with a stubborn case of the mental disease of Atheism and that he might prove a hinderance to our research.
"Put down that weapon! The power of Christ compels you!" I immediately commanded, the words flowing through me as if from Above.
Like most Atheists, Stubbingwicke was all tough talk, but deep inside he was weak since he did not have the Love of Christ to succor him and give him strength. His cynicism and disbelief proved no match for my Faith and I eventually had him on the defensive. As my fists found their mark as if by Divine guidance, he finally fell to the ground on all fours, too tired and beaten to give any more fight.
Stubbingwicke was an Evolutionist! What's more, he was involved in a conspiracy to stymie our attempt to uncover evidence that would vindicate Creation Science. But who exactly was he working for? The NCSE? The Smithsonian? The American Atheists?

you have to read this it's too funny check out the photo of the charging dinosaur...

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

I had that icon a year or so back - but no-one got it