Jokes

[mbarrick]

Q. If you see someone from East Van on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Why does the Fraser River run past Surrey and Richmond?
A: Because if it walked it'd get hit by a street-racer.

Q. What is someone from Richmond's idea of "thinking outside the box"?
A. Shopping on Robson St. instead of going to a mall.

Q: What do you call someone from East Van in a house in West Van?
A : A burglar.

Q: What's the first question at the Sur-Del pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?

Q: What do you call someone from New West in a tie?
A : The accused.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Surrey?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

(this one is for Trish)
Q: What do you say to someone from Langley in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.

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[uberbabe.livejournal.com]

What does a hungry baby and Canadians at election time have in common?

They're both stuck picking between two boobs.