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Someone took "my" Swingline stapler ("Mine" in that the one that used to be in the copy room sucked and I requested the purchase of a decent stapler that didn't jam all the time). It's been replaced with a crappy plastic knock-off.

I'm not joking here. My life has gotten this pathetic.

Then, next month, I officially enter my late 30's.

I think I need to get really, really drunk this weekend.

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saturnina.livejournal.com

I am so sorry but that made me laugh (the stapler part anyways).

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kitsune-13.livejournal.com

"if you move me one more time, I'm ..uh...gonna blow up the building..yeah, and give me back my stapler..my stapler"

lol..sorry to hear things are sucking, but hey, at least you still have your sense of humour.

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mbarrick.livejournal.com

I found the stapler. Turns out Bob, the consultant, borrowed it.

From:

sleeplessknight.livejournal.com

He... must... pay... (>_<)9"

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valerian.livejournal.com

LOL!

BOB? The CONSULTANT took it?

Omg, now this is just getting too weird.
Just... don't burn down the building.

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mediavictim.livejournal.com

You may not be a sports fan but you may get a kick out of these

http://www.terrytate.reebok.com/watch.asp

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contrasoma.livejournal.com

Dude, if it's any consolation, me and a couple of co-workers have been requesting a stapler that wasn'y a crappy plastic knock-off that always jams for over a year...to no avail.

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logik.livejournal.com

Are you still on payroll?
Has your desk been move to the boiler room?

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seymour-glass.livejournal.com

i don't let anyone take my swingline...i guard it with my life...i just wish it was red instead of black...and keep your eye on bob, he's probably just testing to see if you noticed...you could always build some head gear like bruce mccullough on kids..."my pen, my pen!!!"...