The Innernet is Making Me Unsmrter

[mbarrick]

I swear the Internet is robbing me of intelligence. I've been doing a fairly good job of not running in the special olympics as I resolved, but just the very act of reading though and looking at the volume of mediocre crap to find the occasional gem is rotting my mind. It's the mental equivalent of black-lung. Tiny particles of idiocy are piling up in the corners of my mind, forming into dust-bunnies of stupidity. The dunce-bunnies are arming themselves with the armour from pencil-drawn Manga-style anthropomorphic horse and kitty warriors from deviantART. They are strengthening their resolve worshiping flash-photos-of-airborne-dust spirits and promises of life-everlasting on the sunset-lensflare secret planet that will destroy as all. They crawl onto people's shoulders with pitch-forks made of excess exlaimation points and whisper irrational propoganda on both sides of irrelevant issues, turning any and all throughts into arguments about American politics and foreign policy. The dunce-bunnies eat nothing but spam and breed with aid of viagra. Even though I've been avoiding running in the special olympics myself, every time I watch a race more of the dust settles in my mind and new armies of dunce-bunnies form to steal valuable resouces from what few creative and rational thoughts I have left.

Comments

the trouble with freedom and democracy...

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

you have to take the good with the bad...and in today's world finding something worth spending your time on is rare...whether it be books, movies, television, music, art, the list goes on and on...so give everyone access to a forum where they can essentially anonymously present their opinion and you'll have to wade through a lot of garbage to find something appealing...but then again it has its upside in that thus far it isn't too restrictive...