With safety handles no less! What a joke! Obviously this is to stop the neurotic religious from choking to death but I ask you what of the common defenseless sinners? The individuals who choke on their own bile when these individuals walk by?
Too bad to it won't save them when I whack them to their demise with my wet noodle or when it’s St. Patrick’s day and they are viciously attacked by green little munchkins when they open their closet to pull out their Sunday best.
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Date: 2004-09-05 10:22 am (UTC)Too bad to it won't save them when I whack them to their demise with my wet noodle or when it’s St. Patrick’s day and they are viciously attacked by green little munchkins when they open their closet to pull out their Sunday best.
Mwahahaha! Mwahahahah!!!!
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Date: 2004-09-05 11:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 04:30 pm (UTC)Even if that's not the idea, it's still nice to know that your lollies don't have meat and cheese in them.
The tykes will probably choke on the unsafe end of the handle when they finish the crunching through the hard sugar.
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Date: 2004-09-05 08:35 pm (UTC)