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The office on the other side of me has now been emptied and the one remaining print on the wall seen in my previous photograph has now been taken away. I now face a blank wall with two screws sticking out of it and the pile of detrius on the floor.

If anyone touches my stapler I'm burning the building down.

Date: 2005-03-17 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] contrasoma.livejournal.com
Not sure if you saw the Simpsons where Marge becomes a real estate agent?

Lionel: Well, whatever happens, as our newest closer you're entitled to wear the coveted closing blazer. [applause] And you get a third wall for your cubicle. [Lionel takes one of Gil's walls, shaking off the framed articles on it.]
Gil: I earned that wall!
Lionel: Don't push your luck, pal, you're hanging on by a thread!
Gil: [runs over to other wall, grabbing it] I brought this wall from home!

Date: 2005-03-18 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seymour-glass.livejournal.com
tell us how you did it marge...
did you use the old buff and bluff...
the hail murray...
the susquehanna shuffle...

Date: 2005-03-18 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_darkpixie_/
This made me laugh out loud!

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