Gah

[mbarrick]

So I'm sitting in a cubicle in the basement of the “head office” that is the I.T. ghetto. In front of me is a “Teamwork” poster featuring a picture of a racing sail-boat and the caption, “If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.” *vomit*

Behind me are 437 printed out pictures of the usual owner's rugrats in assorted “cute” poses that mostly look psychotic. *puke*

To the side are picture of “hot cars” that the guy can't afford and 14th generation degraded fax jokes. *wretch*

The cubicle is grey-blue and the desk is brown. *hurl*

On the other side of the wall the guys are gossiping and recounting tales of putting offensive background images on people's computers. *you get the idea by now*

If I had to work here I think I would last about 7 months before coming to work with a fully automatic rifle.

Comments

[sebastian6.livejournal.com]

I didn't even realize offices still used those successories posters. It seems weird and naive for a company to be that "party line".
huh.

[valerian.livejournal.com]

It's not weird, it's downright scary.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

It's unbelievable. The place is ethetically and culturally trapped in the very worst of the early 80's. Everyone operates like thay are Michael J. Fox in “Secret of My Success”, only they dress like Bob and Doug MacKenzie.

[seymour-glass.livejournal.com]

i'd suggest a nail bomb...just to get us on some terrorist radar...ha ha...

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

Why don't you take a screenshot capture of their desktop
set it as the background and then delete all their icons?

You can do more damage with vandalism that is not appearent
Chances are that they will go nuts wondering why their icons dont work

As far as the motivational posters - perhaps "do this job right or you'll be living in a van down by the river"