America Has Nothing to Fear

[mbarrick]

Americans from coast to coast (and in Alaska and Hawaii, too!) can all rest easier, safe in the knowledge that the internationally dreaded

Red-State Ninja of Alabama

is protecting the heartland. Fear his pudgy trailer-park powers.

And remember kids, be sure to lick your sword clean after smiting those Evil-Doers.


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