It's not just for breakfast anymore

[mbarrick]

Ever noticed that kitty-kibble is pretty much meat-flavoured breakfast cereal?

*New* Kellog's Meaty-Ohs™

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

Perhaps that's what it looks like, but in my experience it tastes nothing like meat...

Oh... reaaaaaalllly....

[valerian.livejournal.com]

Did you go hunting for the honey-roasted peanuts after a few too many beers, or do you just like a crunchy high-carb snack? LOL!

*snort*

Re: Oh... reaaaaaalllly....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

Sometimes you just gotta satisfy the munchies!... and the pictures on the package just make it look so damn good! ;-)

[deleriumd.livejournal.com]

Since you were able to translate the troll on Lakini's journal, I was wondering if you could translate my funny threat?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/deleriumd/113403.html?thread=1012731#t1012731

If it is implying I am a Panda... or I consume Panda laden beverages, I will be forever amused.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Your's is more incoherent. The gist of it is something like, "Very funny goth-tard. Quit moaning. What you have got against vegitarians? Walking cancer-whore. I hope your cancer spreads are you are in the grave tomorrow. Whooooooorrrre!!!!"

I'm being pretty liberal with the translation - it's hard making sense of mostly gibberish. I'm not wholly sure why vegitarians have been brought into it and don't quite get what's being said there. Maybe it thinks only vegitarians have picnics?

[deleriumd.livejournal.com]

Is telling people they have cancer a common insult?

I just think that they found the anti vegan community, saw that I moderate it as well and decided to... post.. something.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Ah, that makes a bit more sense.

That reminds me of...

[valerian.livejournal.com]

I one more time unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. English bedwetting types! I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

Some insults are just more amusing than offensive.
;)

Re: That reminds me of...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

The best "insult" I ever hear was in grade school, where one boy said to another (and I'm not kidding here): "Oh yeah? Well, my dad has a bigger dick than your dad!"

I often wonder what happened to that boy, and if he now realizes just how visionary he was in relation to the pop-culture vernacular of today.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

Nyahh! You have cancer, so there! Now I'm going to take my ball and go home!