Epiphany

[mbarrick]

valerian and I, in an all-too-common fit of culinary laziness, decided to go out for "Scottish Food" tonight. As we waited for our grease and sugar fix I found myself staring at a poster of the Clown Prince of Corporate Evil and concluded that Ronald McDonald is, in fact, a spooky kid.

• wears stripey socks not only on legs but also on his arms
• overly large stompy shoes
• baggy pants
• white-face
• eyebrows shaved and drawn back on at a ridiculous height and arch
• excessively applied lipstick (which he has managed to get on his nose - how tacky!)
• excessive eyeliner with "The Crow" style descending points in the middle
• and if that doesn't convince you, consider the photographic evidence to the right. Clearly he is trying too hard to look like Marilyn Manson (inset)

Comments

[sciencequeen.livejournal.com]

So you mean he's a goth? *chuckle*

Like firmly switched in the "on" position though. LOL

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Move of a "graver" spooky-kid goth poseur. Just add goggles!

[ladyvermath.livejournal.com]

LOL! Classic

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

There's a photoshop project in there.

[evilyn13.livejournal.com]

OMG! Now wonder I turned out the way I did!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Hah! Yeah. But we mustn't discount the brain-cells killed by the Baja Rosa strawberry shakes.

[mediavictim.livejournal.com]

I always like the Ronald statue at McDonalds with his upraised hand that looks like he's just about to slap some unruly child