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It's the 8th most circulated newspaper in the world, I'll have you know.



That's a fact.

Date: 2005-10-19 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] langsuir.livejournal.com
Wow.
Just, wow.

That is the biggest load of horsesh*t I've heard in a while.
Truly impressive!

Date: 2005-10-19 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Now we know what started the fire (three years ago today).

Date: 2005-10-19 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mediavictim.livejournal.com
Thank god I don't have a 5 1/4" Drive and 12" monitor



Thank god Arnold Yoberson was able to take time out from the moonshine still and Banjo to write this article

Date: 2005-10-19 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Yeah. But dang if those 286 chips don't blow up real good!
From: [identity profile] sovietnimrod.livejournal.com
Well I have lost two of my work PCs monitors due to catching fire... probably the work of terrorists and/or international freemasonry
From: [identity profile] sovietnimrod.livejournal.com
Actually it was 10 years of dust build up and frazzled circuitry. Or international freemasonry. Or both.
From: [identity profile] sovietnimrod.livejournal.com
Are there such things as reptoid freemasons? If so it was them...
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
According my sources on these matters the only way to get to the top ranks is to be a reptoid.
From: [identity profile] sovietnimrod.livejournal.com
well there goes that theory then...

Date: 2005-10-19 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princeoigan.livejournal.com
Ahh Weekly World News - always a reliable and trustworthy source of relevant news!

Date: 2005-10-19 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
"Best investigative reporting on the planet" --MIB

Date: 2005-10-19 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/
Bah. That's old news (http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/12/19/50OPreality_1.html), and you don't even need a hacker ;-)

Date: 2005-10-19 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Heh. That's hardly "changing the molecular structure of the central processing unit, causing it to blow apart like a large hand-grenade" thusly killing your entire in-bred familiy as you use the AOL to surf the innernets.

But that does explain what happened to me a few years ago. After shooting a bunch of pictures on a ferry ride my camera got a little warm. Just as the cars were unloading smelled something funny. I picked up the camera and it was *extremely* warm. I presumed it was a short and promptly dumped the batteries. One of them was so hot it burned my hand and I dropped the lot. The hot one had already shrunk the plastic on the battery to the point where it was cracking and I had to knock it off the seat to keep it from melting the vinyl. I drove off the ferry hoping to hell that it wasn't going to explode before I had a change to find it on the floor and pitch it out of the car, which I managed to do at the first opportunity to pull over. At the time I figured it was just a bad battery that had somehow managed to short, but now I see that it was thermal runaway after getting the camera too warm on a summer day. Interesting.

Date: 2005-10-19 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/
That's hardly "changing the molecular structure of the central processing unit, causing it to blow apart like a large hand-grenade" thusly killing your entire in-bred familiy as you use the AOL to surf the innernets.

True. Sadly, I suspect not many rednecks/inbreeders own computers ;-)

Date: 2005-10-19 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Obviously you haven't read any of the message boards on Yahoo News.

Date: 2005-10-19 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/
Nope. I lead a sheltered and somewhat sad existence.

Date: 2005-10-19 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Good for you. Reading the message threads off any news story on Yahoo is like watching a car wreck of stupidity.

Date: 2005-10-19 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sebastian6.livejournal.com
"Kingdom Come"

Date: 2005-10-19 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Thy will be done.
Under dirt,
as it is by Kevin.
And give us our press passes,
as we four give although they pass gas on us.

Ramen.

Date: 2005-10-19 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencequeen.livejournal.com
I like how that guy at the bottom of the article looks like a sicko! :P

Date: 2005-10-20 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tnkgrl.livejournal.com
Yeah I'm a terrorist, too :)

Date: 2005-10-20 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarrick.livejournal.com
Of course you are.

Let's add it up:
 
                         hacker
                 born in France
               Canadian citizen
         live in a "blue" state
   actively questions authority
                          queer
            + same-sex marriage
 Republican nightmare terrorist


Go you: Too much awesome for Middle America to handle.
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