Above Average

[mbarrick]

I took the HumanForSale.com test and was surprised: $2,453,420.00! Odd. I think their criteria must be flawed, I can't see how I would be worth more than Trish.

Anyway, back to work...

Comments

*sniff*

[bitogoth.livejournal.com]

either my browser sucks or i'm not worth anything- i didn't get a result. then again, i have no idea what my IQ is so i left it blank- probably doesn't do much to increase my score. :}

then again "i don't need any silly questionnaire to prove my self-worth". hah, yeah, right.

so michael, who can afford you? :}

~elisabeth

Re: *sniff*

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Hehe. In Canadian dollars it comes to $3,761,265!

I used to know this girl who had a very rich father. I'll bet she could swing it. I wouldn't mind if she did, either, since she's "the one who got away." At one point I had to make a decision between her and my now lesbian ex-wife. Every time I get a bit lonely I kick myself for that one. Jeez, did I ever pick the wrong one!

[evilyn13.livejournal.com]

its cuz you have so much usefull knowledge in that phat head of yours!
smartypants :P
evilyn

Speaking of which

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Today I learned how to survive an attack by a king cobra.

Re: Speaking of which

[sleeplessknight.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I'm curious, so how DO you survive an attack by a king cobra? ^_^

Re: Speaking of which

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

What I was told, by someone for whom such an attack was a hazard when she was growing up, is that you bite it as hard as you can as many times as you can while it is trying to constrict you. Apparently they have some kind of fluid just under the skin that expands and if they are "leaking" they can't squeeze you hard enough to kill you.