People Are Idiots

[mbarrick]

Why are there more people on transit on hot, sunny days? On days when road condition are best and driving is most pleasant, people pack themselves like sweating monkeys piled in the back of Congolese poacher's truck, bound to give their lives in a cosmetics lab for the greater glory of better making nines of threes. What is the rationale behind this?

Comments

just a guess

[heevoling.livejournal.com]

they are conserving their strength so that their vehicular contribution optimally hoses traffic flow on the rainy days.

[valerian.livejournal.com]

umm.... 'cause they figure "hey, it's nice out, I'll walk today". Walk meaning, walk to the bus stop of course...

[valerian.livejournal.com]

Speaking of walking, I think tonight's dinner will require some sort of take-out or delivery in compensation for lugging that solid lead box of poop-sand home from the pet store.
:P

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Proof that the average idiot can't fathom consequences. "If I walk to the bus stop, I am going to going to have to spend an hour immitating meat canned in its own juices." Duh.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Done!