♪ Monkey Chow, For a Full Week, 'Till He's Full♪ ... um... not sure where to go with that.

[mbarrick]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most brilliantly absurd thing I have seen in months.

Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."

Behold, The Monkey Chow Diaries.

And don't miss the full blog.

Comments

[lilitha.livejournal.com]

Monkey chow? *speechless*

[annamaryse.livejournal.com]

Scrolling in my flist... you, and the entry right above... both pointing to this guy. How weird is that!

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if we both read about it in the same place.

[sebastian6.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've been checking that out for a few days. He seems like
a very reasonable bloke, which makes it even more fun.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disdain_/]

I think he probably just like an excuse to work the words "Monkey Chow" into as many conversations as possible.

My favourite quote from the video clip day 3

[9322.livejournal.com]

"I'm not an accountant but I do have this clipboard"
LMAO

I also like the line "poop flavoured briquettes"
LOL

Maybe, just maybe, he's onto something here though.
The saving would be pretty benificial.
J

[piratepantsnana.livejournal.com]

I can tell the stress of the impending repayment of my student loan is getting to me since my first thought wasn't 'haha, monkey chow!', it was 'hmm, less than a dollar a meal...?' :p