Pseudocode Representation of How to Screw Up a Weekend

[mbarrick]

constant LACKOFSLEEP = TRUE
constant DEADLINE = TRUE
var panic = 0
 
if ( LACKOFSLEEP AND usingComputer ) then mistakes = TRUE
if ( installing ( Microsoft OR Adobe )  AND ( mistakes = TRUE ) ) then 
  REPEAT 
    uninstall
    wait ( 3 hours )
    reinstall
    wait ( 3 hours )
    error = (random() * 437) + 1
    if DEADLINE then panic++
    usefulHelp = Google (error)
    if usefulHelp = FALSE then 
      call Support (error)
      wait ( 3 hours )
      usefulHelp = FALSE
    end if
    if usefulHelp = TRUE then error--
  UNTIL error = 0
end if