Pseudocode Representation of How to Screw Up a Weekend

[mbarrick]

constant LACKOFSLEEP = TRUE
constant DEADLINE = TRUE
var panic = 0
 
if ( LACKOFSLEEP AND usingComputer ) then mistakes = TRUE
if ( installing ( Microsoft OR Adobe )  AND ( mistakes = TRUE ) ) then 
  REPEAT 
    uninstall
    wait ( 3 hours )
    reinstall
    wait ( 3 hours )
    error = (random() * 437) + 1
    if DEADLINE then panic++
    usefulHelp = Google (error)
    if usefulHelp = FALSE then 
      call Support (error)
      wait ( 3 hours )
      usefulHelp = FALSE
    end if
    if usefulHelp = TRUE then error--
  UNTIL error = 0
end if

Comments

[lilitha.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry if you're weekend is truly screwed up, but this cheered me up a lot, lol.

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

I got it all fixed last night and had a nice stay-away-from-the-evil-computer day today.

if usefulHelp = TRUE then error--

[donnaidh-sidhe.livejournal.com]

Hey! I work support and I give damn useful help!

Sometimes that help is, "Still using Windows 95? Why not try a brick instead?"

[tnkgrl.livejournal.com]

Rough Slow day at the office?